Blue Shed Latest

Sorry it's been a while since my last Blue Blog. Have been busy on my volunteer stuff, house-training our two new, cute kittens Miss Tibbs and Matilda, brewing beer and writing my Xmas newsletter which I will mail out with my cards and also via email for the first time.

Have now joined a local writing group so am sharpening up my pen once again and filling my inkwell with vitriol.

For those of you who don't know, I write a regular column for Rochdale Online using the nom de plume 'John Hardcastle'. He is the character in Keith Waterhouse's 'Billy Liar' who writes in the Stradhoughton Echo as 'Man-o-the-Dales'.

Here is my latest offering:- http://www.rochdaleonline.co.uk/news-features/78/opinion/63217/remembrance-day-2011

I see that the government has joined forces with the Daily Mail to swing its cosh at the disabled. Am neither surprised or particularly upset. After all, that's what the Tories have always done and will contine to do.

There is nothing new under the sun Horatio.

THE BLUE SHED RESPONDS

Two cute kittens? Well pardon me Lard-Ass. They may be cute to you but to me they will just be another eight legs with which to scratch away at my nice bitumen roof when the little buggers are old enough to be let out to yowl, screw, piss and shite to their tiny hearts content wherever it pleases them.

By the way, thanks for nearly setting fire to me on Bonfire Night. I appreciate it. Mind you, as my BLUE predeccessor finally met her end in flames I should not be surprised.

Taling of flames, I see the old hag next door was giving you some verbal over your chiminea... again. Take heed if you dont want the local council round giving you the heat you so richly deserve.

Never mind all the writing. It's about time you got off your fat ass and tidied up the garden for winter or is that too much like hard work?