So let's get this right. Cameron gets tough on energy prices. He sends Chris Huhne to a summit with the Big 6 energy companies to tell them to reduce them.
Basically they say, 'Fuck Off and go and lag your boiler' and the government says 'OK' and... err... that's it.
What a crowd of Willie Wonkas!
What idiots voted these crew into power. (no pun intended.)
Well, I'm doing my bit. Switch all heating off during the day and sit in my conservatory with my 200 watt Tesco electric over-blanket on my knees to cut down the heating bills.
I only turn on the heating half an hour before Sinead comes in from work. Ain't I thoughtful?
The Blue Shed responds:
Thoughtful? Listen here Lard-Ass. While you are in there keeping your fat gut warm, I'm here in the bottom of your garden getting rained on, shat on and almost blown away in a 60mph wind!
Get real.
Look at you. Six months retired and you look like one of those ads from the Classifieds in the 'News of the World' where you sit in one of those zip-up quilt things all day just waiting for the bloody undertaker to call.
Ever hear of arterioschlerosis, DVT, haemostatis, stroke? No, I didn't think you had.
Get off your ass and get a job why doncha?
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