Blogger: User Profile: Martin
Croak, Croak. Martin here. Welcome to the Blog of the Rochdale Loonies. Really looking forward to swapping Loony tales with you all. Not done a blog before. Not sure I like it. 'Blog' sounds too much like 'frog' for my liking. Can't stand the green, slimy, pesky little bleeders to be honest.
Got some great ideas for Rochdale:-
1. Extend the East Lancs Railway to join up with the Metrolink so we can have our own giant railway layout.
2. Build a Wind-Surfing Centre on the Roch when they reopen it.
3. Put in a state-of-the-art air extraction system in the council chamber so that all the hot air can be used to heat homes for the elderly.
4. Pull down the Town Hall and use the old Providence House as a home for under-performing councillors.
5. Prayers at the start of Council Meetings to be scrapped and make them all tell jokes or do a silly dance instead.
6. Ban the sale of male-grooming kits in case it gives some people the wrong idea.
7. Turn the Exchange Shopping Centre into one giant pound shop. (It's not far off already.)
8. Make all the faces of the Town Hall clock tell a different time so as to make our diverse population feel more at home.
9. Turn No 1 Riverside into a Wetherspoons.
10. Turn the Church steps into a dry ski-slope.
So many more ideas going through my toady brain. Let's hear some of yours.
Ribbit, ribbit for now.
