Hot Shed talk now brought to you by Shed-U-Like. Just try some of our hot shed lines and chat to like-minded connoisseurs. Just dial 1-800-HOT-SHED and at the tone press the correct digit. Then get down to some straight shed talk!!!
Dial 1 for HARDCORE ACTION!!! - Foundations and getting the right mixture of concrete/sharp sand.
Dial 2 for FIRM ERECTIONS!!! - Using the right bonding materials and fixings.
Dial 3 for HOT AND READY!!! - You're a bit sweaty, but your shed is now ready for use.
Dial 4 for PUMP ACTION!!! - Mending that old bike you keep in your shed.
Dial 5 for BANG ME HARD!!! - Ensure your shed is solidly built.
Dial 6 for DAMP DOWN BELOW!!! - Problems with seepage? Advice on damp courses.
Dial 7 for PERMANENT ERECTIONS!!! - Just what are the planning laws for sheds?
Dial 8 for RUB ME UP!!! - Shed preparation prior to applying paint/creosote.
Dial 9 for SLIPPERY WHEN WET!!! - Is lino flooring the best option?
Dial 10 for BIG CHESTS!!! - What to do with those old tea chests from your last move.
Dial 11 for GET OUT YOUR CANE!!! - More tips on preventing sweet peas from falling in high wind.
Dial 12 for IT'S DRIPPING ON THE FLOOR!!! - What to do if those old paint tins are leaking.
Dial 13 for I WANT YOUR SEED!!! - Swaps for old packets of flower and lawn seed.
Dial 14 for CHAIN ME UP!!! - Security for cycles and mowers.
Dial 15 for RAMPANT!!! - Trouble with vigorous ivy and clematis?
Dial 16 for IT'S A BIT SORE!!! - Remedies for back injuries.
Dial 17 for UP AGAINST THE WALL!!! - Spade, fork and broom storage.
Dial 18 for I WANT YOUR POLE!!! - A buyer's guide to new broom handles.
Dial 19 for TAKE IT FROM BEHIND!!! - Probably the best way to get your new shed into your back garden.
Dial 20 for HARD AND FAST!!! - How to lay a concrete foundation in one afternoon.
Dial 21 for WET AND WILD!!! - Rustic sheds in the Lake District.
Dial 22 for BIG ONES!!! - A review of the latest large sheds.
THE BLUE SHED RESPONDS
I'm a respectable shed I am!
Sunday 18 December 2011
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