Well, I am absolutely BLUE wsith fury! You'd never believe what Old Lard-Ass has done now. Yesterday, he gets off his arse and calm as you please walks down the garden with a big red and yellow card and a staple gun.
This is the result!!!!
Yes, that's right, the crazy bastard has stapled a bloody advert from the Labour Party to me!
God, those staples hurt like hell I can tell you but what hurts even more is the indignity!
Can he not see that I'm BLUE, TRUE BLUE??? I don't hold with all this socialist nonsense. A load of unshaven, bone-idle n'er do well. That's why Lard-Ass likes 'em so much.
This really is the last straw. If I had legs I'd be out of here like shit off a shovel.
Whast a bloody nerve. How embarrassed am I!
I wouldn't mind but he never even ask. Does he think I've no feelings?
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